Office Kermit

this is the office muppet; leaders throughout the organization will try and surround themselves with kermits, people they can influence, pull their strings, play them at times, have them do whatever and whenever they want. The great leaders will strategically have kermits throughout the company in different cross-functional groups so they can rally them, pull them to take complete control. Some kermits are true losers, born that way and will always be losers, others unfortunately find themselves in this role, and often don't realize it until it's too loate ... they were probably promoted into it, possibly given a title, and may even be well paid, or overpaid ...only to serve as a kermit. Saavy leaders will seek out office 7 irons in the company to serve as their future kermits.

Jackson: Did you hear what happend to Lars?
Murphy: No what's up?
Jackson: He's been recruited by Miller?
Murphy: Ooh? To do what?
Jackson: Well after hearing how Lars backed Millers ridiculous idea in the advertising meeting, I'm guessing he is the new office kermit.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Full kermit

When you laugh so hard you start shaking like Kermit the Frog

Bryan laughed so hard he went Full Kermit

by Ric Spade November 12, 2020

Frosty Kermit

When you fart into an unfrozen Icecube tray leaving the water to freeze trapping the fart bubbles inside the ice cubes once frozen.

Hey what are you doing in the freezer,
A frosty Kermit darling... what else

by Kermit.P.frostinghouser January 12, 2022

ketmister

Someone who loves their Ket, and who has a detailed knowledge of its workings, both chemical and physiological.

A Ketamine expert.

Martin is a ketmister

by Ketmister August 2, 2006

Dirty Kermit

The act of having sex with a women in her tracheotomy hole. In this context, the tracheotomy was due to long term smoking, hence the frog (deep raspy voice) like moans that come from the act.

"Dude, you Sherri down the street? I totally gave her the dirty kermit last night."

by anoni-moose June 23, 2007

kermit sewer slide

a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.

person1: im the smartest person in the world.

person2: kermit sewer slide.

by mayahawkesgf:) February 27, 2023

kermitnick

slang for Kevin Mitnick, the world famous hacker / computer jammer.

A combination of the word kermit the frog,representing the muppet from the mupet show(because kevin's voice sounds just like kermit), and the last name mitnick.

Is that the computer jammer out there, kermitnick?

by KF6BIW, Scott Knowles October 14, 2006