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Biznatch. Needs to keep her paws off people who are amazing and stop using people. Complete crack whore who who thinks she is beautiful, when really she looks like an Asian dumpling. Uses amazing people for homework help, but does not intend to go any further in the relationship. Needs to seriously get a life or be committed to an institution.
Dude 1: Hey, look at that girl over there!
Dude 2: Oh, Kelsey?
Dude 1: She looks like an Asian dumpling.
Kelsey by Operation KD January 3, 2010
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1.i love my kelsey
kelsey by jesse caballero June 20, 2008
1.A guys name that originates from Scotland.

2.The most gangsta white guy in DA WORLD!
Wendy,"I saw Kelsey yesterday."

Sue,"LIKE NO WAYZ! HES SO CUTE!!!!11!!!!!1."

Wendy,"Wtf sue? We aren't online you stupid H03Z!!!"

Sue,"I like Kelsey. He has mad 5KI11Z!!!111!!!!1!!"

Wendy," Lololololololol, omgwtfbbqroflmywaffelz!!!!!one!!!"
kelsey by PartyTaco December 7, 2006
The biggest hoe you'll ever meet.
OMG Kelsey stop being a slut!
Joe: dude i saw a kelsey the other day! Bob: cool!
Kelsey by dlinj March 27, 2009
"omg you are such a Kelsey"
"the fuck did you say you whore?"
Kelsey by BruhBruhJustin November 3, 2014
Boy: Hey whats that smell?
Girl: Oh, it's just Kelsey.
Kelsey by Spider-Girl December 16, 2013