Keep it 99

When someone you don't like says something that's mad real.

Nick can't keep it 100 because I don't like him, but he can keep it 99 because he says trill shit.

by Bigfella69 April 14, 2015

a keeper

a term used to describe a girl that you love very much and plan to "keep",
makes you laugh has the best personality funny cute and sexy

cheers you up when you are sad, makes you smile constantly by just being her.
always on your mind and just the thought of her brightens up your entire day,
being with her makes you the happiest guy in the world, and there is not one thing you would change about her.
she is the first thing you think of when you wake,and the last thing at night,
if your girl is a keeper hang on to her she makes life worth while

guy1: omg you are so lucky your girl is just perfect
guy2: i know :$ she's a keeper.

by jetaimecommejetedeteste September 8, 2018

keemstar

A man who calls people n*gger and is a bald gnome

A keemstar quote "this stupid fuck bitch all righteous fucking N*GGER alex is doing this shit"

by dj kill meme star October 24, 2016

Keep fucking that chicken

Keep up the good work.

Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)

News anchor to weatherman: "Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken."

by Karl721 September 18, 2009

Keemstarring

(Keemstar, Keemstarring, Keemstarred)
Comparable to how Keemstar from #DramaAlert ruins the reputations and careers of youtubers;
Intentionally trying to "expose" someone on a social network for no reason in a hypocritical manner;
Attempting to damage one's reputation on the internet.

John: "This dumb bitch keeps keemstarring me on twitter."
Frank: "Wow, that's shallow as fuck."

by MooseSpeedo May 24, 2016

keep it hood

Stay true to the environment you grew up in, don't let the money change you.

"And I keep it hood, like this Phantom is a Nissan" - The Game, Red Nation

by answ January 5, 2012

Keepin Up with the Koondashians

It's a reality TV show that follows the Kardashian sisters as they sleep around with black men. Kim Koondarshian in particular is known to hook up with dirty looking and angry looking rappers and making sex tapes. The show is pretty worthless as is the entire family, but the Jewish producers at E love it because it makes money.

I had a car accident and I almost died. I had to be flown on a helicopter to the nearest hospital. There I met a handsome black man with 6 fingers who had a crazy aggressive attitude. I felt in love with him and we made a sex tape while an Indian girl with no legs crawled around the floor. I was Keepin Up with the Koondashians!

by The Man who Knew Too Much October 9, 2011