Boat Knees

The area of sunburn from the bottom of your shorts to the top of your knees.

Usually suffered by those who are often on the water, use sunscreen but forget to take care of their legs.

"I used sunscreen but forgot my legs. Check out my boat knees."

Boat Knees by andrew silcock January 27, 2007

bumping knees 

To be playful. But also can mean you have interests in that girl/boy.

Omg Susie was bumping knees today with Kyle does she like him?

bumping knees by Calhoun11 January 5, 2016

war knees 

War Knees occurs when a female has been on her knees too much and she has bruises.

"HEY MAN, THAT GIRL HAS SOME SERIOUS WAR KNEES.."

war knees by WarKnees April 23, 2017

Shag Knees 

When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.

Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.

Shag Knees by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Finger knees 

A different fun way to say knuckles

My finger knees started to bleed after punching the wall again

Finger knees by Mrs. Suzan Sanders November 17, 2018

Cocksucker knees 

noun

Knees that have a red and/or flat mark just below them indicating someone has been on their knees for a long period of time, likely from sucking dick

You can always see his cocksucker knees in those shorts.

Cocksucker knees by wungabunga June 16, 2021

Ashy Knees Disease 

Ashy Knees disease is a "disease" that make your knees look very ashy, usually because they have no moisture such as lotion. Ashy Knees disease can spread everywhere, such as your elbows, ankles, cheeks and nose. Make sure to lotion up before leaving the house, especially during the winter as during that season ashy knees disease is very, very visible.

Friend: "Omg have you heard that Miles has ashy knees disease?"

Me: "I told his dumb self to use lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so ashy!"

Ashy Knees Disease by SpookyBlackBabe October 2, 2021