The holiest of holy days, Uno de Juno was originally a holiday created for non-mexican Spanish speakers. Sick of people assuming since they spoke Spanish that they wanted to celebrate the Mexican holiday of Cinco de Mayo, some Puerto Ricans and their white compatriots in New Orleans adopted Uno de Juno as their own day of holy celebration.
Intentionally misspelled, the first and only rule of Uno de Juno is that it is not celebrated on June 1st and the celebration usually consists of heavy drinking, drug taking and party-goers wearing poorly designed t-shirts.
Intentionally misspelled, the first and only rule of Uno de Juno is that it is not celebrated on June 1st and the celebration usually consists of heavy drinking, drug taking and party-goers wearing poorly designed t-shirts.
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"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"
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"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"
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Chelsea: "Have you heard Sky is doing a Juno?"
Logan: "Yeah, she couldn't go through with an abortion."
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To get pregnant by a close friend and/or find a couple you like to raise the baby.
To get pregnant by a close friend and/or find a couple you like to raise the baby.
Kim got pregnant when she went camping with bobby, one of her best friends. She decided to have the baby and give it to a couple who is unable to have their own. She really likes the couple and visits them regularly to reassure her that they will make good parents for her child.
To pull a juno.
To pull a juno.
by ulmo October 25, 2008
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Person 2: Yea man!! I made my shirt yesterday and everything!
Person 2: Yea man!! I made my shirt yesterday and everything!
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