Junk Polish

v. To wash the junk (male genitalia), especially in a communal and/or outdoor situation.

n. Soapy substance used in the act of junk polish.

1. Hey boys, lets go down to the beach for a junk polish!

2. Have you seen the junk polish? I'm getting crusty.

by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009

junk data

Inaccurate or useless data. A piece of data that, when compiled with a large body of like information, falls well outside of the typical parameters. Such data is usually discarded to maintain the integrity of a given study.

We could not arrive at an intelligible conclusion until we through out the junk data.

by EphesiansONE11 May 25, 2014

junk mail

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

Broke Junk

Sexual organ dysfunction, regardless of gender or cause.

Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.

by YAWA May 14, 2019

junk in the trunk

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants

I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.

by mandingoe June 1, 2004

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright January 2, 2009

Junk Dook

Dook is a teenage way of saying somebody’s butt is fat or thick.

Kesley - ayo her shit dook on my set
Michael - ni shit fat ni shit

Jayden - My girl junk really dook
Aj - hoo hoo junk dook

by Kesbutt November 1, 2018