Josyln

a family name from Oneida NY , dirty feet no teeth , smelly , crack smokers , start re-producin at age 14 in order to keep the family well stocked !

"you have Josyln feet"

by Memyself October 14, 2004

Alabama Jousting

The medieval practice of two true gentlemen charging together at full speed, clashing, erect penis first.

Hey, do you want to go Alabama Jousting with me tonight?

by PatelDid7/11 January 14, 2016

jousting

A medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole.

Henry VIII enjoyed jousting with Phillip

by Tingwallerwaller February 14, 2008

High-beam Jousting

When two drivers at night on opposite sides of the road refuse to turn off there high beams(or forget to) and see who can last the longest without driving off the road or crashing .

Guy1: Dude i noticed that your car was dented what happened at the movies last night?

Guy2: I was coming home and i was High-beam Jousting with some asshole and i lost.

by thatguy105 October 8, 2010

Butt jouster

A gay man who likes to ass bang

Look at those two butt jousters over there

by bling December 15, 2003

Member Jousting

aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.

Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight

Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird

Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)

by FisherMoney February 6, 2008

joust

1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.

1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.

2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.

by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009