Jousing

Using tweezers to finish a blunt until there is nothing left to smoke.

Someone grab the tweezers, I'm jousing blunt!

by Aeris&Apollo October 11, 2017

Joshing

a form of grasping ones penis and stroking it, commonly used in the basement of loney boys while thinking of girls, others might call it masturbation but the correct tem is infact Joshing

dude i was Joshing hardcore last night to some national geographic

i be Joshing daily

by mandy da beast July 28, 2011

Are you Joking my Eyes Out?

Are You Joking My Eyes Out??

Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"

Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo

Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)

by Tiffers_ps April 5, 2010

Joshing

To blow a load in your own face and/or eye.

Me: I was blowing this guy and when he got off he seriously pointed it right at his face.
Friend: Omg he was joshing himself!
Me: Right?! I can't believe he did that!

by FallenAngel823 May 12, 2014

joring

The act of watching a video on your smart phone while sitting at your desk instead of using the one, two or three computer monitors present.

Pronounced jor-ing or hor-ing (spanish roots)

He was joring the new popular youtube video so as not to draw attention to himself.

by Zol43 October 5, 2016

joping

the act of fucking about frantically in a tool shed in the attempt to put together some sort of creation, often used to imply a disaster of some kind has occurred in the process of building said item.

"why are the shelves in this bookshelf not horizontal?"

"jimmy joped it up hardcore"

joping by a construction team is a common side effect after construction team has been doping, eg: car park with lines guiding cars for parking being too close together; dog kennel with dog inside, but no doors for dog entry/exit.

by rekabsemaj February 7, 2008

joling

telling the truth, not lying

"your too demanding"

"am i?"

"i was joling"

":("

by certainly not ben December 30, 2007