jankey

Broke down
under constant repair
Faulted

"Look at that jankey ass car ridin on 4 donuts, with trashbags all in the backseat windows n shit."

by Wesso September 23, 2003

throttle jockey

A male who likes to "jack off" or masturbate alot.

"Hey throttle jockey, did u have fun with pamela handerson last night??"

by Zac April 11, 2004

jankey

Adjetive. Anything that is beyond repair, of dubious quality, or otherwise without quality.

"Hey Jiba, what do you think of this drawing?"
"Man, that shit Jankey, dog, y'know-what-I'm-sayin?"

by Broke ass art student September 22, 2005

Butt Jockey

A male homosexual. Also known as assrider or Poo Puncher.

I swear to god, that guy is such a butt jockey.

by LOLMORTEN August 28, 2006

Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.

Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.

by Jewash December 18, 2008

Bajonk-a-jonkers

Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers

by Brett G May 31, 2004

Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.

Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009