Jonking

A goofy ass way of saying the word "Joke"

"You've got to be jonking me."

by WillTheWonkerofWIllys September 25, 2023

Jonkers and gooyoids

A very stupid way of saying ladies and gentlemen

What’s up jonkers and gooyoids, how we doin how we feelin

by Rilegan January 13, 2024

Jonker

A word referring to someone who is big or fat originating from stan twitter.

Person 1: Nicki Minaj gained so much weight…
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a jonker!

by GlitteryHNeedle February 9, 2024

Jonkler

A person who masturbates in public. They are often seen with a big crowd around them, watching as they do their business.

A: Come look, there's a jonkler outside Barnes and Noble
B: Oh boy I can't wait to see him jonkle

by Billiam Weardsley February 21, 2024

Jonkling

Jonkling is the sexual act of putting Evolution stones (from Pokémon) on/in/around your private areas to induce sexual pleasure

Trainer #1: “Hey man you wanna come over today?”
Trainer #2: “Nah sorry bro i’m gonna be busy Jonkling with my Vaporeon’s water stone!”

by Burntbacon14 March 5, 2024

Jonkle

Verb: To perform a jonkle like the jonkler does to Man

Noun: A jonkle, like a joke but jonkler

"That was such a funny jonkle, jonkler"
"I'm proud of you for that jonkle, Dick"

by L'Quandale Dingle III April 11, 2024

Jonkle

Jonkle (verb):

1. To pull a 'Jonkle' is to channel your inner Jonkler, making a funny Jonkle like the Jonkler would.

Jonkle (noun):

Like a joke, but for the Jonkler, archenemy of Man.

Ex 1: "Man just pulled a Jonkle, is he funny? Is there a lore reason for this Jonkle"?
Ex 2: "I will Jonkle on Arkham"

by L'Quandale Dingle III April 13, 2024