A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).
Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).
Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).
Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
by Donna D. July 29, 2006
Get the angelina joliemug. An ugly woman. With that weird looking Frankenstein square head, bizzare nose, and biggy lips, she got to be angelina jolie uglee.
That woman is angelina jolie uglee. The way she angelina jolie uglee looked at me I almost died. Damn, that's an Angleina Jolie uglee lookin' kid. Frankenstein reborn. Uglee Jolie.
by AFU December 16, 2007
Get the angelina jolie ugleemug. matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.
joe: really?
matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
joe: really?
matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
by matt AKA momo November 7, 2012
Get the Angelina Jolie syndrommug. The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Get the angelina jolie turns gay with megan foxmug. when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd
my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
Get the The Jolie Theorymug. `~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`
`~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom <Angel Jose Robles>, Leviathan <`~`Andy`~`Samberg`,`~`Andy`~`Sameverg`~`,`~`And`~`Eric`~`Mabius`~`>`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Get the `~`Behemoth <`~`Salma`~`Hayek`~`>, Atelier <`~`Angelina`~`Jolie`~`Voight`~`>, Cthulhu <`~`Manuel`~` Eduardo`~`Rodriguez`~`Hernandez`~`>, Hellstrom The biggest Mike supporter there is in all the land , and also can’t score in basketball and isn’t a real British person
by Biggest tips fan August 8, 2025
Get the Joliemug.