Jizzy and a Glizzy

Getting a blow job while eating a hot dog.

I was at the weekend bbq. They were grilling hot dogs and burgers. I was sitting down enjoying my glizzy. When this chick just kneeled down and gave me a blow job. I jizzed and she swallowed my load. Jizzy and a glizzy

by Silver dollar tranny March 29, 2024

jizzy j

jiana venditti

“jiana venditti is so jizzy they call her jizzy j »

by knobgobbler68 April 19, 2024

jizzy fazcock

something me and my friend made up in 7th grade

woah dude you have such a nice jizzy fazcock

by mrbelding June 9, 2024

Jizzy Juzzy Jatz

Where a group of guys take turns jerking off and ejaculating onto a Jatz cracker. The last guy to Jizz onto the Jatz has to eat it. The Jatz has Juzzy's face on it because his soul is trapped inside of it like Josie Packard trapped inside of the door knob in Twin Peaks.

"The boys stood around playing Jizzy Juzzy Jatz until Justin was the last guy to Jizz on the Jatz which he ate as he stared into Juzzy's soul trapped inside the Jizzy Jatz. "

by agalma January 14, 2025

Jizzy James

motherfucker sippin on tweas that pulls unlimited hoes; most likely races bmx bicycles

Yoooo, did you see Jizzy James at the function last night? He was ball hogging all the huzzzzz

by ulovejamess May 8, 2025

Jizzy Jab

A Jizzy Jab is fierce intimate combat tactic. One the male partner is about to ejaculate, he finishes on his own fist and proceeds to punch the female partner in the mouth, causing jizz to smear on her face.

Damn bro, i got so excited to nut, i gave my girl a Jizzy Jab across the chomper

by PaulBlartMallCop67 November 23, 2025

Back in a jizzy

A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating

Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!

by SlypGyp February 15, 2013