A fun girl you'll meet when you least expect it. Will help you take aesthetic pictures to up that Instagram game. Will bring you holo when you're sad (haven't tested this yet, but it's a solid fact).
by S. Boi September 30, 2017
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Jessica is a nice, loving person that loves animals. Is beautiful, cute, tall and pretty. Usually friend with blonds just like the name patricia.
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Jerking
Every
Second
Savagely
Imagining
Caressing
Alba
And
Licking
Beautiful
Alba
Example 2:
Joe: Hey Bob, you wanna go drinking at the bar tonight?
Bob: Nah, there's always a huge traffic jam up there every Friday. I think I'm gonna stay home and masturbate.
Joe: If I am at the liberty of asking, to whom or what will you be pleasuring yourself to this evening?
Bob: I don't know, I'm getting bored of the same old stuff.
Joe: What about Jessica Alba? She really gets my balls brewing!
Bob: Great idea! She's also been falsely regarded as the "sexiest woman alive" for quite some time now. Sexiest woman in the fucking Known Universe is more like it!
Joe: Fuck yeah! Now go fap off to that shit!
Bob: I will!
Example 3:
John: Did you see that chick that just walked by? What a babe, I would chop off my legs and arms just to have the opportunity to eat her shit.
Jay: Yeah, she's a total Jessica Alba.
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Get the JessiKa mug.A kind soul which will help in any situation and is full on caring to everyone around her even people she does not know. She tries her best in what ever she does and is a smart kind lady which will take part in anything she does. If you find to have a Jessica in your life keep it because one day she will have your back not necessarily tomorrow but one day.
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