jerk off déjà vu

(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.

<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

<click>

by Noro Machine August 7, 2010

Jerkofftivity

Level of jerkoffness

Well, I may get to go home early the day before Thanksgiving depending on the jerkofftivity of my boss.

by chuchudeltrain March 31, 2009

jerkoffitis

V. The act of jerking off so much everyday that it makes you extremely ill

I.e. "Dude where's Keegan?"
"Faggot is at home because He's got a temp. Of 104 because of his severe case of jerkoffitis"
"Let's pray he survives"

by Baby-scumbag-look-a-like December 7, 2013

Jerkoffull

1.A place full of jerk-offs, idiots, doucebags; 2. An inability to masturbate any further

This bar is Jerkoffull, let's get out of here.

I have been cuffing the duke all day, I am Jerkoffull, there is no way I'm getting off again.

by Evil Con Weasel June 7, 2018

Jerkoffull

When a place is full of Jerkoffs

Boy that Gunt show was Jerkoffull

by Evil Con Weasel June 7, 2018

Jerk Off Purposes

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.

Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha

by Actionkkjva1 November 18, 2010

Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

by Dj Pj August 9, 2016