Ebony Jenkins

A literal idol who walked so Beyonce could run.

Beyonce: Ebony Jenkins just taught me how to sing, she's such a god!

by flveam October 15, 2019

3DS Jerking

When one’s electronic devices get stolen except for an old Nintendo 3DS XL while being unnaturally horny. Their only option is to navigate to their preferred pornography site on said 3DS and masturbate under a bed without lubricant ejaculating into a sock.

Person 1: Bro my Dad took my phone last night and I had to beat my meat so bad.
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!

by onlybenjamins November 5, 2019

stanky jenkins

When your wife takes a dump , then promptly turns the fan off and closes the door knowing you will be using the bathroom shortly

I couldn’t brush my teeth this morning. My wife did a Stanky Jenkins in the bathroom.

by Frank Hh December 9, 2020

Dirty Jenkins

A wet rag used to clean your butt. Usually designated as a "dirty jenkins" so the rag will not be used elsewhere.

ex1: Oh no, I ran out of toilet paper and my Dirty Jenkins is in the wash.

I brought my Dirty Jenkins to the festival, so I don't have to wait in line to take a shit.

by charlieNo April 4, 2021

Confederate Jerking

When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.

I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit

by Longford Lover no#1 October 3, 2023

Sexy Man Jenkins

This is a man, young or old, that is so sexy you would love to lick his skin off!

Your are watchin' the epic show, "Make It or Break It" and all of a sudden you scream out, "Nico Tortorella is a Sexy Man Jenkins!" Mhm!

by TSL44 April 29, 2011

working and jerking

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.

Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"

by niggaslayer January 20, 2009