Jewish Marmalade

When a man nearing their climax when engaging in sexual intercourse, then proceeds to ejaculate on the top rear section of the women's head resembling a yarmulke/kippah.

Chaim gave Liora a Jewish Marmalade last night.

by Steve Mazzagatti October 16, 2008

jewish-buddhists (jubus)

A Jewish person who finds fulfillment in Buddhist philosophy and practices, but has not given up their Jewish identity. Mostly found in those of the "baby boomer" generation who were unsatisfied with a stauch, unfeeling Judaism of the 1950's and 1960's. For an excellent illustration of this group of Jews who make up rougly 30% of practicing Buddhists in America see "Jew in the Lotus," by Rodger Kamenetz.

A Jew who matintains a Jewish sensibility as well as a Buddhist mentality.

by Lauren Trexler-Berg September 28, 2004

Jenshin Impact

It’s basically Genshin but mispronounced
This became a meme when Aerial powers pronounced Genshin as Jenshin wrong at “The Best Mobile Game Award”

1:

“…And the game awards go to….Jenshin Impact!”
“It’s Genshin, not Jenshin!”

2:
Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Jenshin Impact?”
Person 2: “It’s Genshin not Jenshin.”

by KoraaiJessie December 29, 2021

Jewish House Arrest

When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.

Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.

by polbo December 31, 2010

jewish married

When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.

Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.

by AK_Jew March 23, 2011

Jewishbag

When someone is both a douchebag and jewish.

"Have you seen Simon?"
"Yes, he's a total jewishbag."

by Victorsmell November 20, 2013

Jewish Slug

A firm, slow handjob.

Gina knew that Alexander likes it firm so when she realized that he was about to cum, she gripped him hard, slowed down, and teased him with a Jewish Slug until he begged for release.

by GripItAndRipIt February 25, 2014