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James

Someone that doesn't like to socialise much and would rather sit inside with one hand on his tiny knob, watching hentai.
If you ever see a James the right precautions to take is to go up to him say "You're a stupid cunt" and give him a little smack... Only use that method is you see a James outside his house (Very rare). James is a weird creature when drinking he prefers to do it with his mum's friends rather than going out with his mates and getting some pussy. A James will most probably be a virgin forever.
That James is such an anti-social cunt.
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A name for a boy who is usually handsome, sweet funny and charming and trustworthy, someone you can share your thoughts with without the fear of him going off and telling everybody, hes liked by many and is a very good friend
"Whos that handsome and charming guy over there"

"He must be a James"
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a complete fucktard with and abnormally small dick if you see this cunt run the other direction.
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James is a wonderful protective father who takes good care of his children and tries his best to keep taking good car of his children he has been a father for 29 years and is still rocking fatherhood
James walked to the store.
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A person who emerges once a month from his hole in the ground to take a shower, promote Pink Floyd, and speak to people regardless of whether that person wants to speak to them.
"Hi guys, I'm back"

"Fuck off James, no one wants to talk to you"
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James is a beautiful, cute, strong, funny, sweet and spicy man.

James is a really loving person and takes care of you. He listens to you, makes you feel loved, cares for you, cheers you up when your sad, knows how to make you smile, makes you laugh, compliments you loads, and loves showing affection.

James is extremely funny! James knows how to make you laugh and always has the funniest jokes. He loves seeing you laugh and smile at his joke.

James is a honest person. Don't ask him questions if you don't wanna hear the truth.

James hates seeing you sad. If he sees your sad he will do anything to try and make you smile, laugh, and feel happy again. He will also give you loads of love and comfort you!

If you have a James in your life, you're really lucky to have such a beautiful and lovely man. :)
Person: Wow who is that?

Me: That's James, a beautiful loving man
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