naughty jalapeno 

When a dude is having sex with a girl he takes a bottle of hot sauce and sticks it up the girls asshole so it burns her rectum while punching her ribs and stuffing a shit covered dildo in her mouth till she pukes.Then he yells ole' !

That girl is aching for a naughty jalapeno

naughty jalapeno by Cick February 26, 2010

Jalapeno

my bro(in theory) and he is very wierd and funny lolz

Jalapeno

Jalapeno by hotpinkdragon December 17, 2009

gringo jalapeños 

a pickle

I was drinking a Patron margarita when I suddenly got the hankering for some homemade gringo jalapeños

gringo jalapeños by V-Popp April 28, 2015

Jalapeño firecracker 

Giving a blow job with a Jalapeño in your mouth.

Mindi asked Cameron if he wanted a Jalapeño firecrackerfor winning the race.

Jalapeño firecracker by TeenTeen April 19, 2018

brown jalapeno 

A sex act involving eating a large amount of chili. Then taking a dump in your partners mouth.

She totally gave me a Brown Jalapeno last night.

brown jalapeno by Frogbert March 5, 2008

Japenis 

A japenis is preferring to a small Japanese dick of penis. This includes anime.

Look at Brandon's japenis.

Japenis by Aspen gray January 28, 2017

Jalapeno handjob

When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.

Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!

Jalapeno handjob by Shuaman April 17, 2017