Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

A Catholic prayer used during times of great stress and turmoil; it's also used to express gratefulness when a blessing is received. Often abbreviated as "JMJ".

1. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, help all those who are trying to escape war-torn places. Amen.

2. I passed my exam! JMJ, thank you!

by Totus Tuus January 5, 2018

Joseph Quinn

Joseph Quinn, is probably one of the sweetest men on the planet. His acting is phenomenal. He is so pure and gentle with his fans, he genuinely deserves the world <3

Person 1: "Have you seen this show called Timewasters?"
Person 2: "No I haven't."
Person 1: "I definitely recommend, it's starring Joseph Quinn as Ralph !"

by urmomslefttesticle July 15, 2022

Tyler Joseph

The most amazing singer of all time. NO ONE CAN COMPARE. HAs a Fren named josh dun

Tyler Joseph is THE BIGGEST COWARD OF ALL TIME ._.

by Unicornpoops February 3, 2019

Stoweaway Jose

Jose Cuervo and Sailor Jerry in one drink, no mixer, no subsitutes.

Yo, will pounded the shit out of that stoweaway jose, what a man.

by grenerd February 8, 2009

Josef

Someone who is captivating and creative spirit. Knows how to use words into having people give him what he wants. Has a dark mind but soft heart. Usually has poor decision making. Someone who is very sensitive and needs a lot of love. Someone who you're drawn to for life for reasons you don't know. They might come into your mind from time to time and hard to forget. They are fun to be around and terrible singers (when making fun of a song). They are tatooed of their favorite bands and logos. Writing and music is an extreme passion for them. They like rap music and are freaksof nature if you let them. They like to stay up late and party at rock concerts. They are always looking for happiness but always seem to be stuck on one person.

Josef, I can't believe you said that!

by freestylewritereatsownwords January 30, 2019

Joseph Stalin

He killed half of the population so that his country could flourish. He was the original Thanos. He was better though since he didn't need an infinity gauntlet just thousands of labor camps.

Dude, Joseph Stalin is Dank

by xxSumeonexx January 18, 2019

Josephine

The bestest friend you could ever have. We call her Joey sure it's a boys name but it can be for girls too! Never let Josephine go if you do it would be a BIG mistake!!! Josephine will always help their friends and family they are smart beautiful and most of all their awesome and amazing!

Hot guy 1: hey did you see Josephine?
Hot guy 2: ya she was amazing

Josephine: no I wasn't

Hot guy 1: of course you where I want to become your boyfriend

Josephine: I like you too but I need to take care of my friends their way more important than you, sorry

by -Cristalwolf3650 March 13, 2017