jose

he has a MASSIVE dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he let me suck your dick jose

by nigger3000000000 June 12, 2019

jose

a person who gets really confused when some one tells him anything

QUE ,ESE? SOY JOSE!

by woodmaker October 2, 2010

Jose

Most awesomest person in the world besdies Elisa

Jose is so cool, but Elisa is cooler

Jose is so raw dieezel

Jose is Rawsome an cooler than Elisa Villa Way cooler

by Elisa Villa January 16, 2009

jose

will steal your girl and would make you cry he would probably slap you and make very corny jokes but he’s still that git

jose just talked about life

by no\name May 17, 2018

Jose

The fattest person on earth, he has friends named Kevin, Nick and Ash.

Omg it’s a jose! PLEASE YOU GUYS DONT DO THIS TO ME!!

by Owwoowens July 12, 2020

Jose

The mexican immigrant who sells oranges by the roadstop in El Paso.

Guy 1: Hey can you give me an orange?
Guy 2: We'll get on the roadstop on 5 minutes, then you can buy some from Jose.

by Rumpelstiltskin The Jew February 4, 2014

jose

1.(noun)a big hairy brown male; usually mexican

"DAMN, that guy's hairy...he looks like jose."

by the person next 2 u October 19, 2008