by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010
Get the Forcing an owl to jog at noonmug. the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.
by Keepo123 October 25, 2015
Get the I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare youmug. The act of going for a jog in public after having received cum on one's body while having sex in public. The act of jogging is done to produce sweat to disguise the cum stains as sweat stains.
Dude 1: "Damn, that girl is always jogging with her boyfriend"
Dude 2: "Yea jogging.... look at that White Jog Sweat, they up to more than just jogging"
Dude 2: "Yea jogging.... look at that White Jog Sweat, they up to more than just jogging"
by Sp01234 December 1, 2020
Get the White Jog Sweatmug. Refers to someone slow playing.
Refers to slow drivers.
Refers to slow movers.
Refers to slow game players.
Refers to slow drivers.
Refers to slow movers.
Refers to slow game players.
"Bro, stop jogging, we gotta go"
"I'm on i35. This car in front of me is jogging"
"It's been a month, and she still jogging"
"It's your turn, stop jogging"
"I'm on i35. This car in front of me is jogging"
"It's been a month, and she still jogging"
"It's your turn, stop jogging"
by Captian Jjack April 6, 2024
Get the Joggingmug. by Max Bronson November 19, 2015
Get the jog watchingmug. Noun - jeans dog
A dog of which the skin has been replaced with jeans by a medical professional or taxidermist.;
A dog which has natural jeans skin.
A dog of which the skin has been replaced with jeans by a medical professional or taxidermist.;
A dog which has natural jeans skin.
I picked up my new jog at taxidermist Johnssons today. They look really good!
I went for a jog with my jog today. The jeans on them gets all the hot moms' attention
I went for a jog with my jog today. The jeans on them gets all the hot moms' attention
by HoverGuy August 2, 2022
Get the Jogmug. Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 4, 2013
Get the hair of the jogmug.