Jiffed

Covering one's penis with peanut butter prior to penetration.

Yea, we wanted to mix things up a bit last night so I Jiffed inside her.

by Claufhouse June 12, 2011

Tokyo Jiffy Lube

When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.

"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"

by xJapaneseSteelx May 2, 2009

jifflesticks

Extreme form of fiddlesticks. See entry on jiffle.

Oh jifflesticks, I've missed the bus again!

by Doug Whole April 19, 2008

Jiffytard

Noun - Any of the low level, high school drop-outs at your local Jiffy Lube. You know, the ones who never went on to anything else.

That Jiffytard better not fuck up my car.

by myaj April 25, 2011

jiffy snuge

Peanut Butter Cunt

jiffy snuge = when a woman wipes from back to front.

by Hollywood23 December 15, 2012

Jiffy Pube

Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.

Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

jiffing

The act of posting mostly random gifs and/or images accompanied with out any captions or context.

Person A: "Why is this guy spamming random gifs?"
Person B: "He's just jiffing."

by wasdwasdwasdwasdwasd Jr. August 24, 2020