Jasper

slang term for beer or lager originating from the Netherlands.

Yo man, pass me another Jasper.

Are there any more Jaspers left in the fridge?

by Loudnessbomb August 16, 2010

Jaspered

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015

jaspin'

To Jasp: the act of poking/stroking/fondling near or around an unwilling bunghole. Usually occurs during movies; darkness provides the perfect atmosphere for a Jaspist to strike.

Gay Man 1: What's the matter? You're lookin kinda down
Gay Man 2: I did something wrong...
Gay Man 1: Have you been jaspin' again?
Gay Man 2: I jasped my little brother... again.

by ivebeenjasped February 12, 2010

jasper

biggest local druggo you'll come across. you'll most likely find him in his shed chill bangin with dad playing fortnite. he's also an alright sk8er boi. he's also funny and has a ballsack haircut

person 1 : whose that stoner ?
person 2 : oh that's just jasper

by wearsunscreenkids October 22, 2019

jasper

1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp

I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011

raspy jasper

dry, chaffed ballsack

dude, when i was washing my sack i accidently left the soap in ,now i totally have a raspy jasper

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003

Jasper, Texas

town where the draging happened, just to note the three whites guys, none of them were from jasper, also some white guy got killed that morning dont remember who buy, also the week before that a white women was stabed to death buy a black guy Some people from the Jasper Texas area or other parts of deep east TX just mean (a slow news day).

Wow did you hear about Aruba day 417, must be a Jasper, Texas news day.

by Ickus Zozen September 22, 2005