by Ratat November 15, 2018
EGOTISTICAL LITTLE SHIT THAT CALLS JG AND DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT. GIVES YOU STAGE 999999999 TESTICULAR CANCER AND MAKES YOU WANT TO DIE IN HELL. Likes traps, big brolic black men, and Taints. SPAMS TANKS CUZ HAS NO DEFINITION OF MECHANICS.
J: Yo the jg is soloing drag and the rest of his team is dead we should 5 man contest it
Ivan: Nah dude we can't that champ is BrOkEn *proceeds to farm in jg and int away his lead he had*
J: *Holds in all comments for no ban* Great job man!
Ivan: Ik dude im really good my mmr is like plat but i dont play ranked cuz thats too ez man
Ivan: Nah dude we can't that champ is BrOkEn *proceeds to farm in jg and int away his lead he had*
J: *Holds in all comments for no ban* Great job man!
Ivan: Ik dude im really good my mmr is like plat but i dont play ranked cuz thats too ez man
by ILoveIvanPlayers February 02, 2019
Your such an Ivan.... wow that’s disrespectful
by Thehomievalentin August 22, 2018
A sex god that causes any female to kneel down and suck his gigantic dick. makes any female wet and once u look at him you can never look away.
Girl 2: do u see that guy over there?
Girl 1: who, Ivan?
Girl 2: yeah, he is so attractive and fukable
Girl 1: who, Ivan?
Girl 2: yeah, he is so attractive and fukable
by Totally true_2003114 November 06, 2019
by Ivan's Biggest Iiiiiii April 09, 2018
No coordination, which leads to a poor ability to play all First Person Shooters (of which include the Counter Strike Series). Also characterized by poor understanding of mathematics.
Those guys are ivans.
by N. Mod July 18, 2006