Israeled

The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.

We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.

by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024

I support Israel

When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them

Israel supporter: I support Israel

Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!

by sheepbeepeatneat November 27, 2023

Israeled

Being falsely accused of a crime.

Turns out, Joe had nothing to do with the robbery. Mike Israeled him.

by Pumpkinsmom February 4, 2024

Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.

Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

The Israel Defense Forces are committing genocide.

by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024

Israel

The donkeys of the middle east and the least democratic country in the middle east. Seriously Saudi Arabia A FUCKING MONARCHY is more democratic then Israel.

The Apartheid state of modern times and has been terrorizing since May 14th 1948

The only Jewish state was built on the blood of innocent civilians

Retard: Hey, do you want to go to my ancestral homeland of Israel
Someone with a Brain: You mean Palestine, nah its occupied by an Evil Regime

FUCK ISRAEL

by VivaPalestina May 23, 2024

Israeled

To make a desert bloom and turn an empty desolate land into a modern high tech multicultural society. To invent many of the inventions we take for granted and cure diseases. To enjoy life and be the only democracy in the middle East where Jews, Arabs and others all Vote and thrive.

They really Israeled that heap of junk into something amazing.

by Truth explainer May 30, 2024

Israeled

To achieve amazing results given the very difficult surrounding environment.

Bill israeled the ski race course in spite of how windy it was.

by anonymous January 17, 2024