Iraqi hand grenade

When a chick is naked on her knees blowing a guy, reaches between her legs and shits in her hand, then slap splatters it onto the guys chest right as he cums.

Hey Joe, you know that chick we're sending to Git-Mo?
Yeah.
Dude, she gave me an iraqi hand grenade for some skittles.
Fucker, those were my skittles.

by Truthman406 November 30, 2025

Iraqi Ginger Mongrel

When you exceed 5 blunders in a game of chess with a friend on chess.com.

"Dude I got 7 blunders this game."
"Nathan, you're such an Iraqi Ginger Mongrel."

by Old Spice Muncher June 6, 2023

Iraqi 10

A woman that, back in the United States, wouldnt rate more than a 6 on the female hotness scale, but during a war deployment, is treated as a "10" or a beauty queen, because there's no other women around.

Man, did you see that "butterface"?
You must not have been in-country long. Give it a month or two, and she will be an Iraqi 10 for you, dude.

by pl crusty October 1, 2016

Iraqi Extraction

I·ra·qi ex·trac·tion
/iˈräkē, ikˈstrakSH(ə)n

Verb

(1) When you urgently need to shit at a girls/ guys house before sex. Similar to a secretive military extraction, you must somehow forge your way into safety without leaving a trace.

Person A: “she wanted to shower with me but I had to play it off because I was trying to pull an Iraqi extraction”

Person B: “tufff”

by SaxsSixth December 21, 2022

Iraqi Uppercut

When two brothers double fist someone or something’s anal cavity.

“Hey do you know why Stephanie is limping?”
“You didn’t hear? Evan and jalon gave her an iraqi uppercut”

by Quandale Brownsmith November 7, 2024

African-Iraqi

A brown or a black person who lives in Iraq.

The son: "Father, we are Iraqi. Why are we brown?"
The father: "Because we are African-Iraqi"

by Sagadali523 December 6, 2022

Iraqi Eviction Notice

1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments

2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.

SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*

by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019