instacash

When you put on a condom for the first time and upon placement, you instantly achieve an erection.

Guy 1:Can I ask you a personal question?

Guy 2: Sure, go ahead.

Guy 1: Did you get instacash the first time that you tried on a condom?

Guy 2: Yeah, doesn't everyone?

by Not Op January 23, 2014

Instadamn

When some one posts something on Instagram and you are like damn! That was deep, clever, beautiful or otherwise remarkable.

What a instadamn your photo was!

by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014

Instagag

Seeing a picture on your instagram feed that really just upsets your stomach.

Dude! did you see that picture Molly posted just makes me just wanna "instagag"

by Checkcheckcheckit September 26, 2014

Instagay

This is what happens to you when you do something so over-the-top gay. That people don't like you anymore.

Did you hear about that kid who sucked the teachers dick. He's instagay now!

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Instasatisfacjoyapppines

Something of the utmost excellence. Usually associated with an amazing product, or past co-workers that have an amazing get rich scheme who is known to be quite the most BAMF around. It is a conbination of Instant, statisfaction, joy, and happiness.

Kahla, the McTurkey I had last night was Instasatisfacjoyapppines, no other word can begin to describe it.

by Ahovne011 September 1, 2011

instagater

Its a combination between the words instagram and hashtag. It refers to a person that is obsessed with hashtags and writes all their comments with hashtags.

person 1: "hey have you seen the comments in Lisa's pictures, they are all hashtags"

person 2: "yes, she's a instagater

by kohaku_bambi June 28, 2013

instagasm

the practice of urinating or taking a shit upon ones self after being exposed to a frightening image.

Dont instagasm when I show you the pic that I took of my mom nude. Unless you're into that kinda thing.

by Billy Joey Armstrong August 4, 2007