to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.
Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "
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they post quotes saying how the hate and love niggas because there bi-polar as fuck
and dont know how to keep shit to themselves.
They also tend to say i oop, i-, period with emojis, and periot poo.
they post quotes saying how the hate and love niggas because there bi-polar as fuck
and dont know how to keep shit to themselves.
They also tend to say i oop, i-, period with emojis, and periot poo.
yo this bicth not ranthru and doesnt have alot of make up on and shes NOT posting videos of her smoking!!!!
guess shes not an instagram hoe, this old lady is gonna be you bitch!!
guess shes not an instagram hoe, this old lady is gonna be you bitch!!
by glock4kk November 6, 2019
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