insecting

what insects do on weekends.

After the praying mantasis are done insecting, the female BITES the head off of the male.

by Kukala March 1, 2008

Insecure

Insecure can be defined by many things. For one, if someone has to constantly repeat how great or attractive they think they are, clearly they're not entirly sure about it. They might be trying to convince themselves it's true. 2nd, they lie. A lot. This is because they're too ashamed of their own lives to except them for what they REALLY are, so they make up people and situations in order for their lives to sound a little more exciting. 3rd, they're easy. As in, they would go to third base on a first date. They need either a lot of guys or girls approval in order to be confident with their appearence, love life, exct. And lastly, they put other people down. They'll make an unecessary, rude comment and try to pass it of as a joke. Call them out on it and they'll say that they really don't care. But if they're even taking the time to respond, then they obviously do.

The insecure girl really needs to get over herself.

by %6$&8(7& November 24, 2007

Insecure White Guy Syndrome

When another male, usually of color, example Middle Eastern, Africa, Black, asks intelligent questions or inquiries about something relativity simple. The white guy will usually over complicate the answer or just ignore or flame.

Mohammed asked on the forums about wiring a device that has only a few wires that are all unlabeled, Insecure White Guy IT nerd/product specialized usually named Greg, Mike, etc sends him a 245 page PDF . An example of Insecure White Guy Syndrome

by Mohammed Atta January 21, 2020

masculine insecurity

The moment in every man's life when he questions the size of his schlong. Usually masculine insecurity occurs from anywhere to 3 minutes to a week. But it always goes away (hopefully). Masculine insecurity can be applied to other things as well, but we just mainly refer to those worries as "metro sexually challenged."

Tim: So it all started when I saw Johnny in the locker room holding a stick. Well it turned out it wasn't a stick.
Dave: Then what happened?
Tim: Then masculine insecurity hit me for a good 40 minutes.

by mosarman January 15, 2009

insecure

A flawed character/personality trait that makes a man (usually), who is not happy with himself, lie about his pathetic life to cover his failures. He will “invent” people, situations or things to boost his image. He will reiterate his numerous “successes” to look superior. If he has a girlfriend he will disrespectfully read her diary, monitor her conversations or spy on her to see if she is cheating. If he is in public with his woman, he gets jealous when a guy looks at her (which is actually a compliment) because he is threatened by another man and knows deep down that he isn’t worthy of her. He feels as though his sense of self-worth (or lack of it) is found in the woman in his life because he must have a woman and sex to be happy. He will also talk bad about others to make himself feel better.

Insecure people are extremely needy, lonely, miserable losers who need to get a life.

by [e-mail] March 16, 2008

defication insemination

When a Guy fucks a person in the ass and blows his load. then the person, (guy or girl) with the load in his/her ass takes a steaming frosted turd into some girls pussy.

dude i heard that Chris Sorrow was conceived by defication insemination

by SonicInToX January 2, 2008

candidate for insemination

someone you'd like to stick your man meat in.

She's definalty a candidate for insemination

by todd March 10, 2003