insert a seal team

The act of sitting down on a toilet to empty your bowels, simulating the insertion if the world's finest into the ocean.

Hold on, I need to insert a seal team

by Nacho71 January 19, 2017

Infert

A woman with expired eggs who is incapable of reproducing. Most commonly found on dating apps, claiming to want kids "someday" despite being 35 years old.

"Don't call me an Infert you Incel, just because the odds of my pregnancy resulting in miscarriage or a child with birth defects doesn't mean I can't reproduce! Just you wait, when I find a Mr. Right that will settle for my doom-womb I'll have perfectly healthy children and I definitely wont die alone!

by Chad Sneedly June 6, 2021

[Insert text here]

the most annoying chump youll ever meet

hey Insert text here is kinda annoying dont ya think?

by coolkidxdlolimsuchacoolperson August 10, 2021

Ignertia

Ignertia: the inertia of ignorance.

The initial small motion of considering “I might be wrong” is the theoretically infinite barrier to overcoming ignertia.

by KGdG April 16, 2023

celebrity insertion

the act of a self absorbed Hollywood actor/actress involving themselves through the media in another person's business

Paltrow says she's helping Madonna through split was the title on the news article. It's just another case of celebrity insertion because I didn't need to know what the self absorbed Ms. Paltrow was doing.

by dunnro1 February 24, 2009

All (Insert word)-ED Out

When you have had WAY to much of a person, place or thing.

All (Insert word)-ED Out examples: (they have example words in them.)
1. Person: "I've been all John-ed out this weekend. I saw him like everyday!"

2. Place: "I'm all McDonald's-ed out. I've had it everyday for a week."

3. Thing: "I'm going to be all light-ed out tomorrow. I'm covering my whole house with them."

by BABSILICIOUS December 26, 2009

Sacktical Insertion

The act of tea-bagging (or repeatedly crouching over someone to allow your nuts to enter their dead body's mouth) in Modern Warfare: 2

I'm going to use my Sacktical Insertion on that guy.

by luckywassabi December 31, 2010