The LV infection

A skin virus that was contracted by residents of the LV apartment complex in Madison Heights, MI

also known as "LVI"

Joe: Man what the fuck is that on your skin?

MO: Shut the fuck up dog, i got the LV infection, dont make me touch you

by SHITFACESCROTUM October 12, 2008

One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

yeast infection

A very yeasty infection of the vaginal area.

Gypsy says 'I have such a bad yeast infection'.
Kate says 'Eww Gypsy thats gross'
Gysy says 'Hey does anybody want sandwiches? I just made some with my yeast infection.'

by kate & gypsy April 21, 2007

Infection

Bad. Swelling may occur.

The infection on the toe made his foot swell.

by taliasunshine March 5, 2011

east infection

Politically correct term for yellow fever.

I've had a bad case of east infection ever since I lived in Vancouver.

by bovineunited June 1, 2007

Sinus Infection

The act of sticking your dick up somebodies nose. This can be done as either a prank or to give pleasure to oneself.

I pranked my roommate by giving him a sinus infection. He had a runny nose the next morning.

by b-ulrich June 25, 2008

yeast infection

When a girl has too much sex, she starts getting a very unpleasant smell to her vaginal area.

That bitch had such a bad yeast infection, i could bake some bread with her crotch.

by adam algar May 5, 2004