three inch grip on a six inch turd

When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"
and "turtle head sticking out"

"Yo Dave I got a three inch grip on a six inch turd." "Get off the shitter or I will shart myself".

by B-rizzleness December 16, 2006

nine inch nails

1. 9 nails that are an inch in length

2. An insignificant quantity of nails that are uniformly 9 inches of length

3. A phrase describing what an entity named 'nine inch' does.

4. trent reznor (a.k.a. God)

I have a handful of nine inch nails.

by lingojac March 9, 2009

ten inch playa

Full spelling of T.I.P., the rapper T.I.'s drug dealer alter ego. It is his originally rap name, but changed it to T.I. out of respect for the old rapper, Q-Tip.

Not many people know that T.I.P. stands for Ten Inch Playa, which is why he's called Tip.

by Twenty Inch Playa July 10, 2007

1/4 inch sneak

When bangin' the bejesus outta your girl you in one swift motion pull out and plung it in her arse. Also know as the ALLIOOP or COMING IN UNDER THE RADAR.

You should have heard her moan after I gave her the old 1/4 inch sneak.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

20 inch

A fucking monster of a cock

To bad no human being has one

Man have you ever looked up 20 inch dick on pornhub?

Yea all that comes up is 18 and below

by That 1 fag January 6, 2018

13 Inch Grinch

It was a cold Christmas night and I went out to wee. so I took out my wiener and let is wee. but then I felt a tender grip. I screamed and shouted as the grinch sucked my dick. he fucked me hard as hard as he could with his long long tender wood. I will always regret that midnight wizz but no one will here me shout for my mouth is filled with jizz. This is the legend of the 13 Inch Grinch.

Man, you look like the 13 Inch Grinch met with you last night!

by Fat Moon March 9, 2018

johnson inch

The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.

Rob claims he has a nine inch dick, that's because he is measuring it by johnson inches.

by kajoe February 28, 2010