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stink injection

When a person or animal passes gas when one's buttocks is in direct contact with the furniture where one is sitting so as to make the smell of the flatulence stay in the furniture after one leaves the scene. As a practical joke, this is sometimes followed by someone else sitting in the same spot moments later, only to push the foul smelling flatulence back out into the air where one can breathe.
Person #1: Why is James flailing his hands in front of his face?

Person #2: Because I just gave that couch a stink injection.

(high fives)

Person #1: Good one Bro!
by celesguy1 July 15, 2011
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shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE
Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.
by King Pinch October 10, 2009
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deep seat injection

A prank where you pull yourself down on a foam chair, fart, and switch chairs with your friend or enemy. When they sit on the dsi’d chair the smell puffs out. What a surprise!
My chair smells like shit, maybe Seat got a deep seat injection (dsi) by my shitty coworkers.
by Shitty Nick February 20, 2020
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staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.
There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!
by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007
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sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.
"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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Sighness infection

A mood where you feel like sighing all the time. Usually the "infected" are unhappy, but may also be wistful or any other emotion which produces sighs. Not to be confused with clinical depression, which is more persistent but not necessarily more intense.

May also be called "sighnessitis."
Rubi contracts a sighness infection every time she thinks about how her sister Reema got into Harvard but she didn't.
by PBMax February 24, 2008
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SQL injection

An unmeaning text that you paste by pressing unintentionally Ctrl+V in a text field.
Hey, what is an SQL injection?'); DROP TABLE users;--
by LittleBobbyTables July 14, 2011
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