In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"

by Dave July 13, 2004

in da heezy fo' sheezy

Ghetto way to say "in the house, for sure." Used to emphasize someone's presence.

Jamal: "Oh yeah! Chingy is the greatest rapper ever!"
Jaleel: "Shut yo mouth bitch. 2pac in da heezy fo' sheezy."

Dad: "Hey kids, where's your mother?"
Daughter: "I think she's still at work, Daddy."
Dad: "Oh darn. Well I'm hungry...did you remember to put the pot roast in the oven?"
Son: "Chillz my nigga. Mama in da crib, I just peeped her whip rollin' in 'bout 10 minutes ago. She in da heezy fo' sheezy, and dat shit already be cookin' like a mofo, playa."
Dad: "Alrighty then. Hey, did you finish your science homework?"
Son: "No bitch, dis pimp don't want none of that shit. I'm a' blast gats on yo' ass! Da only science I be droppin' is da phat rhymes I spit on da mike, beeotch!"
Dad: "OK, Barnaby...just make sure you do it before your tennis match at the country club."

by Nick D March 7, 2005

in love

A deep feeling one holds for another, that has them going onto sites such as UrBanDictionary.com, looking up terms like "in love", and thinking about that special person within there heart the entire time while reading this. Now there smiling to themselves, curiously wondering how I knew that.

I'm in love with him/her. Shes/hes my heart! My everything.

by Ju-Jo December 9, 2008

in a heartbeat

Immediately, at once, right away, instantly.

A very short time as denoted by the time it takes for the heart to beat.

Similar phrase: in the blink of an eye.

Oooh, i miss you in a heartbeat. Oooh, i miss you right away.
(Lyrics: Def Leppard - Miss You In A Hearbeat)

by yaeyae October 19, 2006

In it for the Lols

Joining in with an activity/task for no other reason than to have a laugh.

James: 'Tony, will you help us build a shelter for endangered possums this weekend?'

Tony: 'OK but I'm only In it for the Lols'

or

Will: 'Fred why do you bother coming to college, you never learn anything?'

Fred: 'I'm just in it for the Lols'

by lolcat400 January 12, 2011

In the mud

A phrase to describe the negative outcome of a set of circumstances that have put you in a tricky situation.

"Boys I've been to the doctors and it's not good news. I've got 3 months to live."

"Ahh mate you're in the mud there"

"Unlucky mate, sounds like you're severely mudded"

"A true mudding"

by MuckyBender May 13, 2022

In Love

Being in love is like hearing a bear roar in the forest. You'll never have to ask yourself if you are in love, you simply know it. It is a feeling which is not easily revoked. Sometimes you may not want it, sometimes it may be too impractical, but it will always be the most overwhelming experience you ever have. To be apart from this person is to experience a high degree of agony. To be with this person, the highest degree of bliss. If you have not experienced love, you have not lived.

Person 1: How did you know that you were in love?

Person 2: I never had to ask myself that question.

by Waiting_Impatiently November 29, 2011