insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening
He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?
by MissMadee June 15, 2011
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INSTA EGG

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Egeggegegegegg egg insta egg
by Lucas Mo January 22, 2019
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Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on
Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner
by AwwYeaGuurrll May 23, 2019
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Insta-begging

Asking your friends on the internet to pay for your poor lifestyle choices and entitled spending habits.
That ho been insta-begging all week on Facebook and now she down at the beauty shop getting a weave.
by Doc-tor Deetroit April 11, 2020
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Insta-Fast

When you temporarily disable your Instagram (IG) account in-order to work on tackling those project goals you've set for yourself.

When you Socially Distance yourself from Instagram (IG) by deleting or temporarily disabling your account, to work on yourself or various projects.
I'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I need to focus on creating my website www.thecryptocurrencyspace.com.

I need an Insta-Fast from IG, my life is too lit to be sharing with all these hoes.

I think i'm going to take an Insta-Fast because I have a dangerous addiction to IG !
by NOT THEPEOPLESCARLY June 05, 2020
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Insta model

A slut who thinks she can get paid for posting promiscuous photos that are heavily FaceTuned.

May or may not have “photographers” whom she pays to edit the photos, you know cause she’s so busy with her content!
Becky: there’s that girl from Instagram!

Brian: What girl??
Becky: her @ is *********
Brian: are you sure? That looks nothing like her!

Becky: duh!!! She’s in insta model!
by Whysocurious4321 July 14, 2019
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insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020
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