Instagram

A unit of measurement used by hipsters in which "coolness" is determined. The more "artsy" pictures they can create they cooler they become in the realm of what is hip.

Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.

Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram."

Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."

Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.

by O.G. Junior Mint May 29, 2015

Instrumentals

An instrumental is a musical composition or recording without lyrics or singing, although it might include some non-articulate vocal input; the music is primarily or exclusively produced by musical instruments.

question: Hey Randy why am i hearing a song but no one is singing ?

Answer: That's because it's Instrumentals silly

by composerlife November 29, 2011

Instagram Edits

Usually includes badass moments from a character, as well as photos, and clips that are in tune with the short played song.

These can also be emotional that it can end up leading the viewer shook, after watching.

I'm on Adderall whenever I watch Instagram Edits, so it can feel more euphoric.

by EazieWeezie December 7, 2018

Webb Institute

A school of naval architecture and marine engineering located on the north shore of Long Island, NY in the United States. The 90-or-so students of "The Institute" undergo a rigerous four year education wherein all external friends are lost and life outside of schoolwork becomes non-existant. Due to the lack of female counterparts, the men at Webb Institute will gladly hook up with women of questionable appearance. While attending, symptoms of alcoholism, depression, insanity, and temporal lobe malfunction may affect students in varying degrees of magnitude. After graduation, students generally loose symptoms and gain a grip on the real world, while leading a kick ass life designing boats.

Hey Betty, wanna drink with those "Webbies" at Webb Institute? I hear they will do just about anything!

by db97 March 11, 2009

Instrumouthing

The act of mouthing key instrumental solos in songs, weather it be guitar, bass or even percussion.

When you are listening to a song and you join in by mimicking the instuments with your mouth you are now instrumouthing. A good example of song to do this to would be Sweet Child of Mine by Guns N Roses.

by Ed Conley May 2, 2008

instafold

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Folding"

With the blinds up to $10,000-$20,000, I instafolded my 10/2 off suit

by Steelheader August 6, 2008

instafront

To front on Instagram ....In other words, to post a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.

Mom can you take a picture of me next to your Corvette while I hold your money? I'm about to instafront on these hoes.

by J Dolla of North Highlands Ca March 8, 2014