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Iready

A Program some school district retards created to make us feel like we are living in hell. Also know as being severely depressed and makes you have suicidal thoughts. If you have Iready consult your local therapist today.
"I have Iready today." Bob
"Dang you are gonna die to that program" Joe
by IHaveGoodDefinitions May 18, 2019
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IReady

A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.
"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."
by AidsCentral June 9, 2018
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The gayest shit the government has made me do since I sucked Trumps dick on my field trip. Common side affects of the website includes suicidal thoughts or even death.
“Do your fucking iReady” the teacher said!!
by I_no_geiy_lol September 17, 2018
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It's the result of a suicide rope and a PC.Its terrible.Need more time on iready?Do it while your playing fortnite.It sucks
Iready is cyber suicide.
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iready

a school website that has no place in a modern society as it causes procrastination, lowers grades and causes a fit of depression then suicidal thoughts
hey how is math
we have to do iready
what you gonna do to get ready

use amazon prime shipping to get my nylon paracord noose in time to hang myself
by big gunline August 22, 2018
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A website that tortures you with useless statistics.
Person A: Man, why have you been sitting in this bar for 3 hours?
Person B: We're doing IReady instead of that pizza party tomorrow.
by SuperDuckwithpucks April 1, 2019
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iready diagnostic

true hell worse than having a 3 month surgery
teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((

a few years later

student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
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