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buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.
Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.
by wheaty June 20, 2005
mugGet the buy me honda, I love you no shitmug.

I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)
Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."
by Liz Gee November 12, 2012
mugGet the I don't like to shit in my own front yardmug.

i would suck the shit outta emilys toes

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!
this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"
by anonymous December 13, 2020
mugGet the i would suck the shit outta emilys toesmug.

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i shitted my pants again
by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023
mugGet the i shitted my pantsmug.

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck
Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME
by Zraco January 3, 2020
mugGet the i dont give triple shitsmug.

I give half a shit

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit
by I give half a shit July 3, 2020
mugGet the I give half a shitmug.

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