buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.

Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

by wheaty June 20, 2005

I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)

Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."

by Liz Gee November 12, 2012

i would suck the shit outta emilys toes

danes a playa! he just sent me this snap!!

this you @danerutti? "I would suck the shit outta emilys toes"

by anonymous December 13, 2020

I keep my shit on lock

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit

by I give half a shit July 3, 2020