A person or being who is sexually or desperatly in love with holographic powder that they would do anything to get their grabby hands on it
Simplynailogical is a huge holosexual
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A person who seeks a relationship with the same gender. Many people are disgusted by it for the following reasons, all of which are incredibly stupid:
It's disgusting because it's unnatural!-
So? Breast implants aren't natural, but I don't see you complaining about them.
It goes against God!-
Not everyone reads the Bible. Stop shoving your religion up my ass, plzkthnx.
Watching two people of the same gender make-out is gross!-
Eyelids, closing them tends to block your vision so you can't see. Besides, watching anyone have a tongue fight, homosexual or not, is really kinda gross.
Those are just a few amongst many other idiotic reasons, I'm sure.
It's disgusting because it's unnatural!-
So? Breast implants aren't natural, but I don't see you complaining about them.
It goes against God!-
Not everyone reads the Bible. Stop shoving your religion up my ass, plzkthnx.
Watching two people of the same gender make-out is gross!-
Eyelids, closing them tends to block your vision so you can't see. Besides, watching anyone have a tongue fight, homosexual or not, is really kinda gross.
Those are just a few amongst many other idiotic reasons, I'm sure.
by Miss Boomshackalackalacka September 22, 2008
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2. A group of people horribly shunned, the reason as of why is in the previous definitions. So many people here say that these people are going to go Hell because they're going against the bible, but guess what, you fucking enlightened 13 year olds! NOT EVERYBODY FOLLOWS THE BIBLE!
2. A group of people horribly shunned, the reason as of why is in the previous definitions. So many people here say that these people are going to go Hell because they're going against the bible, but guess what, you fucking enlightened 13 year olds! NOT EVERYBODY FOLLOWS THE BIBLE!
by LRS December 23, 2004
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This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
by Geeez February 24, 2008
Get the Lamppost Homosexual mug.attraction to the same gender. it's not a choice, you are BORN gay. it's a fact. for example, animals can be gay too, and they don't have a choice, right? thats the main DIFFERENCE between a man and an animal.
another thing that gets on my nerves, is how people think lesbians are"hot", and gay man are"sick" and "gross". i just hate the fact noone can explain why do they think like that.
and, if you think homosexual people are gay, shouldn't you be more kind with them? i don't want to make stupid comparisions, but do you go and beat the crap out of people who have, for example, AIDS?
i'm not gay, but i think it's just normal. it's not like i care, why should i care about someones sexual life?
oh, and homo isn't for "man", it's for SAME, latin, i think.
another thing that gets on my nerves, is how people think lesbians are"hot", and gay man are"sick" and "gross". i just hate the fact noone can explain why do they think like that.
and, if you think homosexual people are gay, shouldn't you be more kind with them? i don't want to make stupid comparisions, but do you go and beat the crap out of people who have, for example, AIDS?
i'm not gay, but i think it's just normal. it's not like i care, why should i care about someones sexual life?
oh, and homo isn't for "man", it's for SAME, latin, i think.
by buwa May 29, 2007
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Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"
Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"
Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"
Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"
Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"
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