huffle

A blank, phonetic place-holder with no semantic import whatsoever, "huffle" can be used to dispel silence-anxiety, to amuse a baby, or to dispel the cloying rhythm of a maudlin, unbearably sappy song full of fake emotion and sanctimonious crypto-nationalism.

"Sing-us-a-song, you're- a pia"-HUFFLE-"man / Sing-u-" HUFFLE "-ight, well we're all in" HUFFLE "dy, and you've" HUFFLE. HUFFLE.

by James Corn October 20, 2003

Hufflepuff

Per Harry Potter Wiki/Sorting Hat:

"You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil"
—The Sorting Hat
Roughly translates into, the house of "tools"

Hey, you know that youtube cellphone popcorn video is a fake right?
What? I might as well be in Hufflepuff

Hey, anyone want to go do some task nobody else wants to
Aye, said the Hufflepuff

by ravenclawMD April 11, 2010

hufflepunk

wen u deez nuts lmao goteem hahaha funny jokes lil scrump

Hey you want to suck my hufflepunk

Yes hahaha give the good nuts.

by Sir Nippy January 23, 2018

Hufflepuff

Someone who is only good at breathing and making sandwiches. Generally considered one step up on the evolutionary ladder above house elves.

That Cedric Diggory sure makes a damn good sandwich. He must be a Hufflepuff.

by parsley mouth November 22, 2011

Hufflepuff

1. Usually sucks at life. That's why their fucking Hufflepuffs. Girls in Hufflepuff are generally sluts. Or fat redheads. Or obese rhinos.

2. Particular good finders, but usually in Cedric Diggory... because he FINDS you attractive.

3. Who gives a fuck, it's a Hufflepuff.

Omg... that girl is such a Hufflepuff. Why does she even bother existing?

by Hufflepuff Hater ;) July 8, 2010

heffalatapus

1:Pertaining to an annoying fat neighbor
2:An unhappy and annoying housewife

Bring it on ya fuckin heffalatapus!!!

by james641985 June 6, 2007

huffapotamus

Meaning some who huffs and complains a lot.

Josh was complaining so much he started to sound like a huffapotamus

by Brophyy March 15, 2018