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The Hover

A truly remarkable feat of concentration and resonance, which has an effect of levitation a few feet above the attic, when 3 or more people join hands and produce the frequency that cannot be heard. A competent ground crew is recommended, particularly if one or more people in the group cannot be trusted to maintain absolute focus, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, to simply produce the specific frequency, and to conceal the position of the participants high above the attic, ideally in the lower stratosphere, if the harmonic resonance approaches the upper limits of sonic viability, without causing shockwaves.
The Hover would have worked , if Gahrsten VanVöchenstein listened to the experienced hovers, and stayed as part of the ground crew, so that Broccoli Rob would be unaware of the altitude we had achieved.
by ellsworthtoohey May 3, 2018
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Hover Mode

Usually done by females, the hover mode is the position assumed when not wanting to place your pristine ass cheeks on a nasty, germy, disgusting toilet seat (i.e. any porta-potty, or the toilets in Grand Central Station)

This position is maintained the entire time business is being taken care of and often results in making a further mess of said toilet seat, causing future users of said toilet to also utilize Hover Mode, compounding the problem.
Jill would nearly throw up at the idea of using a porta-potty, but, last week, at the County Fair, she absolutely could not hold it, and so had to go into Hover Mode and use the porta-potty
by Kalisiin April 14, 2014
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Hover

The dizzy floating feeling when you're hung over.
buddy didn't make it to the bathroom hes probably hover
by DudeLlama April 21, 2020
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hovering

When the toilettseats at a public restroom are wet and you don't want to sit onto it, you just hover above it. If you are fat, this can get really exhausting after some time.
Under the influence of alcohol many girls loose their ability to hover properly, which increases the need of hovering for future users
When drunk Stacy tried hovering and failed, she fell down and got herself infected with some vaginal yeast
by Nickdolf May 24, 2017
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dookie hover

When a person hovers his ass over a urinal and fills it with shit.
Dude some kid took a dookie hover in the locker room!
by dookie69 May 2, 2010
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