Hotel lobbyist

A guest who spends more time in the lobby than their room. Usually talking to reception staff about uninteresting facts that no body asked about.

Guest: .... and you got to roll your fingers in a downwards motion. Don't tug at it, alot of people think its a tugging motion because it looks that way, but its not...
Receptionist1: oh .... I see?

half an hour later, the guest has just left the lobby. Receptionist is catching up on paper work with a colleague.

Receptionist2: So what was the hotel lobbyist going on about?
Receptionist1:I think he was teaching me how to milk a cow or something?

by Shaniak June 7, 2010

Hotelling it

The action of getting a hotel room for an extensive period of time when you were supposed to be staying with friends, in a short-term rental or similar.

Tom: "so did you get that apartment for your four-week internship?"
Marianne: "nah, I ended up hotelling it."

by Hotel-chick June 7, 2011

hotel smile

The physical expression after having coitus in a paid overnight establishment

"shit girl, You being out with Jason all night gave you that hotel smile"

by Tammitch December 9, 2016

Hotel Breakfast

Hit song by Drain Gang member Bladee. One of his most popular songs.

Drain Gang!

I love the song ̀<< Hotel Breakfast >̀> by Bladee

by translate February 23, 2022

Smoky Hotel

When you're having sex, you smoke a cigar and blow the smoke up into the chick's vag.

Me: "I gave your mom the smoky hotel last night."

Friend: "Yeah, well fuck you."

by Gonggong Cheechu August 14, 2010

Rat Pizza Hotel

Rat Pizza Hotel is an establishment franchised by Bill and Melinda Gates and based in downtown Chicago, the perfect setting for a Pixar animated movie similar to that of Ratatouille, but let it be known this isn't for kids. It consists of musical scenes in the run down low graphics kitchen, that leads into the rats adventure around the hotel and their journey with alcoholism, drug addiction, prostitution and battling chief health inspector Asian William Da Foe in bid to keep the hotel alive.

I checked into the Rat Pizza Hotel last week, the owner resembles the Chuck E. Cheese rat but the pizza do be good doe

HAHA... That's so Rat Pizza Hotel

by RatpizzahotelCEO May 23, 2020

Alpha Hotel

An asshole

What an Alpha Hotel.

by Polyalp August 14, 2010