Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.

When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.

by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016

Hot pocket

Hot pocket is in other words for Sarah she is a mf hot pocket

"Sarah looks like a hot pocket"

by Carlosr420 January 12, 2017

hot pocket

When you get done fucking a girl, turn around and shit into her vagina. You have to say hot pocket in a japanese voice directly after.

Hot pocket

by LurkenLARK June 14, 2010

hot pocket

A women who is known to have an STD and/or an ugly vagina.

Joel- "I was at the bar last night and I meet this hot ass bitch."

Mike- "So did you take her home?"

Joel- "So I get back to her place, and find out she was packing a hot pocket, so I bolted"

by Farmall Fever August 2, 2006

hot pocket

A vagina; normally warm.

Dude! She had a hot pocket!

by Alumn0 May 30, 2005

hot pocket

Some asshole white guy that always wears a red hat.

"Look at that fucking hot pocket over there, he thinks he's so slick with his bright red hat."

by James Wilson Jr. February 17, 2014

hot pocket

noun: vagina.

you know you like my hot pocket;)))

by child&kiddcrew May 24, 2010