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Hobosexual

A homeless person presenting or accepting sexual favors for the opportunity to be indoors for the night often going from place to place.
You better bathe that hobosexual before you let him your bed, he's been on the nasty train.
by TheGarrick July 28, 2017
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An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.
He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.
by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023
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When you have public relations with your partner in a parking lot in broad daylight
We just went hobosexual
by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024
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When you have sex with someone so you can have a place to stay
Tony is such a hobosexual. He will sleep with anyone just to have a roof over his head
by Squawboss May 24, 2024
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A woman or a man who regularly has casual sex and moves in with a new male or female hook up they decide to enter into a serious relationship with in order to prevent being homeless, staying with family, or having to become completely independent and live alone. This is a pattern they repeat in their relationships by moving in with boyfriends or girlfriends too fast so they can avoid being homeless and alone. Can stem from trauma, narcissism, low-self esteem, low self worth, a fear of being alone, a fear of being homeless, and a deep internal need for male or female validation. Homosexuals are not always loyal to the man or woman they choose to build a life with, and could cheat on them if they lack honesty and integrity.
I believe all hobosexuals can one day develop better character, live alone in their own housing, love themselves, and stop repeating the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay.
by igivethebestreads February 6, 2025
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Trevor lives on a train, what a hobosexual!
by broke/as/a/joke September 13, 2014
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Someone who gets into a relationship so they have a place to live.
He lived with me for two years and didn’t pay any bills; Kerry Sid Watson was a big hobosexual.
by LennyLlama September 3, 2019
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