Hobosexual

Having sexual proclivities involving a strong attraction to the homeless and drifters in general.

My daughter is letting her boyfriend live in her car. She’s hobosexual AF!

by stxnthamix October 16, 2021

Hobosexual

A man that enters into a relationship to keep from being homeless.

That Stew Butterfield is such a hobosexual !!!!

by Ransom1CS2 August 8, 2021

Hobosexual

Someone who sleeps with someone purely for the fact of some where to sleep/live

Kristina Dojch is sleeping with my mate because she has no where to live what a hobosexual hobo

by Meth pipe July 2, 2021

Hobosexual

A person who lives like a gypsy going from new relationships, parents, and friends - they never have a place of their own making them a hobosexual.

Me: Well, I kicked Larry out last night. He's got to find a place to stay.
Her: Where's he going to stay?
Me: I don't know, he's never had a place of his own, he just bums off other people.
Her: I didn't know he was a hobosexual

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021

Hobosexual

When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender.
Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.

"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game"

J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else"

"Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"

by Retta S November 22, 2011

Hobosexual

An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.

He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.

by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023

Hobosexual

Someone that gets in a relationship with someone to have a place to stay

You go with ol dude? Yeah that’s my man. Girl he is not your man he is a hobosexual, he doesn’t want you he wants a roof over his head & you have just that lol

by Areilum October 14, 2023