Hobbit Ring 

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.

"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"

Hobbit Ring by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018

Hobbit There And Back Again 

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.

Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.

Hobbit There And Back Again by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018

Hobbit monger 

The dickhead volunteer editors that dont approve your new word!

Those hobbit mongers didn’t approve my word.

Hobbit monger by “P.D.” Like poop dick February 5, 2019

hobbit leg 

When you got Frodo legs

Look at ryans hobbit legs

hobbit leg by Kingbluecc60 November 3, 2019

Hobbit feet

IF A BITCH GOT HOBBIT FEET GET THOSE CLIPPERS AND GO TO CLIPPING THOSE NAILS.

**looks at hobbit feet, thinks about sucking them**

Hobbit feet by WY0B01 January 8, 2021

hobbit helper 

A one to two foot ladder to assist on reaching objects to high for a vertically challenged individual.

Can I use the hobbit helper to reach the cupboard because I'm to short

hobbit helper by Gabecali1488 November 16, 2023

Hobbit hater 

Someone who believes people deemed "unattractive" deserve to be excluded, mistreated, or erased from society based on their intrinsic appearance, height, or mannerisms.

"She refused to hire anyone who didn’t look like a model."
"Sounds like a total hobbit hater to me."

Hobbit hater by ColenaSix November 26, 2024