HOB

HOB is a derogatory term for the vilest of child molesters. They kidnap young children and forcibly feed them their glitzzy glue.

That HOB stole my child Jason

by Guababa06 March 7, 2023

HOB

verb
past tense: HOBB; past participle: HOBB

Meaning closed or unavailable. Stems from the infrequent opening hours of House of Bagels.

“You mean it’s HOBB again?”

“Could you HOB that door for me?”

by Dissatisfied Baker June 28, 2022

hob-shobbled

to be notoriously smacked around in a video gang by NPCs

“Bro I just got absolutely gang-raped, hob-shobbled even by like dudes”

by h0bbl3 August 21, 2024

hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.

Hey man, don't hob leg me here!

by dingleboom December 9, 2021

HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets

Wob ate HOB’s Winnets

by Michael.Kennedy69 March 7, 2023

hob

hob means hell on bye

“I’m going to the store”

“Get me something”

“Hob“

by Gabby Western July 5, 2022

HOB

Harlot of Babylon. A mythological female figure and also place of evil mentioned in the Book of Revelation in the Bible. Used to describe someone vulgar or rude.

Why won't that HOB give us a break, dammit!

by LoveforHarambe November 13, 2017