Dirty Hob

A "Dirty Hob" is when you put a condom and it explodes after you fart while performing any sort of sex, and the recipient dumps you.

"I tried a "Dirty Hob" last night, I farted...SHE DUMPED ME :("

by SweatyCondom December 17, 2022

HOB

verb
past tense: HOBB; past participle: HOBB

Meaning closed or unavailable. Stems from the infrequent opening hours of House of Bagels.

“You mean it’s HOBB again?”

“Could you HOB that door for me?”

by Dissatisfied Baker June 28, 2022

HOB

Harlot of Babylon. A mythological female figure and also place of evil mentioned in the Book of Revelation in the Bible. Used to describe someone vulgar or rude.

Why won't that HOB give us a break, dammit!

by LoveforHarambe November 12, 2017

HOB

a pleb/pillak

Dillan is the Hob

by Prang123 November 21, 2021

Hob

A hypebeast fob, “hype of the boat”

Look at the hob walking over there

by Frikyodrip November 28, 2021

Hob

An extremely chubby person who doesn't talk

Person 1: Hey look at that chubby ahh guy
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a hob

by messi is the goat March 23, 2023

HOB

HOB is a derogatory term for the vilest of child molesters. They kidnap young children and forcibly feed them their glitzzy glue.

That HOB stole my child Jason

by Guababa06 March 07, 2023