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Musical hypocrite

A highly irritating person who claims that music is their life because they listen to it a lot. Most tend not to even be able to play an instrument and it isn't earning them money.

You often find them on Myspace.
She's a musical hypocrite because she says that music is her life when it's obviously not seeing as it's not her profession, at all.
by S:RM May 20, 2007
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Christian Preacher: ...Christianity is a peaceful religion... now lets raise some money for the wars of this great American nation.
Atheist bystander: Wow, what a hypocrite!

Parents: Now son, it is wrong to hit people just because your mad... now turn on to the hockey game, and lets watch millionaires fight because they are passionate for the game.
by humans are all equal.. December 4, 2010
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Hippocritter

You’re such a hippocritter! You just told me to stop touching the paintings but you’re doing it now!”
by #imbetter July 8, 2023
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Hippocrytapotomous

A fat looking person that is a hypocrite. Unfortunately, not to be confused with Hippopotomous, which is an ugly purple mammal. The word hyppocrite has become obsolete. Viva la revolucion.
Man 1So what he won? I don't care.
Man 1 to Man 2: Dang.. i'm so jealous!
Man 2 to Man 1: At least he doesn't weigh more than your parents combined, like *someone* I know...You're such a Hippocrytapotomous
by Ronelep April 21, 2007
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Hypocrite

A person who says one thing is bad, and then lies when caught doing the thing they themselves complained about.
Republican Sarah Palin said "The truth was revealed there in that report that showed
there was no unlawful or unethical activity on my part." She is a hypocrite
by Sigriest May 29, 2013
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hipstocrite

A hipster who can't stand hipsters. Essentially a hypocritical hipster.
James: "There are so many hipsters here it's actually disgusting."

Michael: "James, you're such a hipstocrite."
by swag_killah March 10, 2014
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Hippiecrite

A person who preaches about conserving natural resources but drives a gas-guzzling car, takes 20 minute showers and leaves the lights pn when they leave their house.
Jim is such a hippiecrite.
by s p a c e d o u t September 15, 2014
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