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Hippie Joe

a damn hippie joe showed up drunk at the wedding and left an upper decker in the church toilet.
by DemonDale2 February 8, 2010
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Determined Hippie

When an individual is so determined that not even a Scooby Snack will change his or her mind.
Max: "Dude please let me borrow your van!"
Derin: "Nuh uh man."
Max: "Come on, not even for a Scooby Snack?"
Derin: "Get out of my pad Max."
Max: "Sheesh, you're such a determined hippie dude."
by Santi's Apprentice August 19, 2014
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hippie kit

Collection of paraphernalia used for the smoking of cannabis, e.g rizlas, roach, bag of weed, pipe screens and herb grinder. Usually kept in a baccy tin with some freaky magic mushroom based design on the front
Hey dude, skin up
Ok.....
....oh fuck I can't I forgot my hippie kit
by daily mail reader (obviously) October 31, 2004
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hippie whore

usually girls, who dress and act like hippies.

signs of a hippie whore:wearing sleezy tye-dye outfits and thousand dollar boots that look like they got them at a thrift store. acting like a hippie-slutbasically. having sex with any guy, acting stoned when you aren't, taking "artistic bohemian" photos and posting them to make yourself seem more hippsterish.
by elissawreckless December 16, 2008
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prada hippie

Someone who eats organic, takes yoga, believes in meditation and oneness with Mother Earth, but drives a Hummer and likes to buy expensive leather handbags. The hypocrite of the granola generation. Vegan who likes to wear leather shoes.
"Did you see Sky's new ultra chic handbag. She is so prada hippie."
by Moe J January 1, 2008
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six-figure hippie

A wealthy leftie who exhibits the unpleasant shrillness of any political absolutist alongside the stuck-up NIMBY attitudes of any other wealthy person.

A politically-correct, nanny-statist, granola, bleeding heart who make over $100,000 a year in a job that probably violates their professed political beliefs on some level. They are riddled with the guilt of the rich and make up for it by trying to impose their very specific lefty world views where ever they can.

These people are often lawyers, software engineers, real estate salespeople, entertainers, and/or self-help gurus.
Whole Foods Markets are designed to cater to six-figure hippies.

That woman with the designer yoga mat strapped to the top of her Prius, who pays her stylist $100 a month to make her hair look natural.

Over half of the wealthy people who live in places Marin County, California or rural Vermont can be characterized as six-figure hippies.
by erielhonan March 10, 2010
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hippie van

The best fucking auto-mobile ever. Hippies, gypsies and cool people drive them. They're the best.
I saw a hippie van drive by and orgasmed.
by Iceeehippievan July 23, 2009
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