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Dirty Herman

A vulgar sexual act consisting of missionary-style intercourse when upon climax the male jumps up onto their partner, letting loose his fluids all over his target and the surrounding area, right before spinning around and taking a large shit on her upper-chest/facial region.
That whore cheated on me, so I fucked her hard then gave her a dirty herman. She was so fucked in the head, she went to the hospital crying and shit-covered.
by Drakari December 31, 2006
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herman

a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5.

1- flat (much to be desired)
2- hitting puberty
3- respectable
4- huge!!
5- damn!!
dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans!
by the Sam man April 16, 2008
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hermantits

The disease where your ballsack hangs over your shoulders.
He had hermantits because he never had a wet dream.
by sum1likeu December 28, 2005
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hermance

the prettiest little girl in the world.. she's very quiet, sweet, and smart. she always wears slippers and bows
herman "who is that pretty girl over there?? she's the best!"

mom "that is lady hermance.. come along, I'll introduce you!"
by LOUIS S June 19, 2008
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Herman Time

Opposite of Hammer Time, to procrastinate and sit on your couch until you blow your knees out.
It's Herman Time!
by G-Money and AnJEW Pellis January 1, 2009
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hermanus

Hermanus is a German wannabe professional mobile player
Hermanus sucks at gaming
by max.twennyone December 11, 2020
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Peewee Herman (sexual)

You rub you nose on someones anus and laugh like Peewee Herman.
My girlfriend asked me to Peewee Herman (sexual) her in bed last night during foreplay.
by RowanStar79 November 29, 2011
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