Turtle heading

Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!

Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!

by Shady Figure October 5, 2011

red army heading south

period

"best keep out of her way, the red army are heading south!"

by Dr Baz October 7, 2003

selective hearing

one of those things that the other half of the relationship has when you are trying to talk to them

Austin: Sometimes I just pretend like I understand what Becky is saying... it's easier that way ---

Becky: he gives me that blank stare and says nothing...as i wait for his response....and then says....oh..what? i didnt hear what u said....

selective hearing

by Austins Pookie March 8, 2010

supersonic hearing

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.

We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

Sexual Healing

Noun. A Classic Song By Marvin Gaye, A Great Song to Play Video Games To Unbelieveably.

When I Get That Feeling, I want Sexual Healing. Sexual Heeheeaaling Its Good For me.

by Electric Jesus May 13, 2005

anal healing

Anal Healing is similar to 'fixing-you'. Quite simply it involves 'healing' passed-out people by placing your anus directly onto their eyes, nose or lips. The results are compelling; it is guaranteed to wake their drunk arses up quick fast and in a hurry. If it fails to work first time, i strongly recommend adding some farts or shit to their face - if this doesn't wake them up it is probably time to take the person to a hospital for alcohol poisoning.

Once upon a time Fryzie fell asleep and he was abruptly woken from his drunk coma by some anal healing.

by Macca1 December 6, 2007

Heaning

Having a quality that provokes irritation and distaste. Also used as a verb denoting anything that will have the same effect. Originally from Heaning Mislet.

What was it like at the Post Office? Absolutely heaning, I had to queue for 30 minutes.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009